Posts Tagged ‘笑话’
[笑话]软件升级后的客户投诉和答复
转载一篇英文笑话吧，挺有趣的。
投诉的客户以一个妻子的口吻宣泄了自己的不满，而技术支持人员不慌不忙地从专业的角度解答了她的疑问。
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 .
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as: Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as : · NBA 5.0, · NIL 3.0 · Golf Clubs 4.1 . and *US Open 6.2 Also Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2. 6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate.
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DEAR DESPERATE,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed , Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5 , Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1 . Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 -program These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 .
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend · Cooking 3.0 and · Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck!
Tech Support
Tags: 笑话
[转]IRC聊天室中的搞笑对话
作为一种流行的聊天方式，IRC聊天室总是会聚集很多小白，其中自然也会产生一些非常有趣的对话，而bash.org就是一家专门收集IRC对话的网站。bash.org上的对话片段由用户进行提交，然后再由用户投票选出最搞笑的。现在，bash.org给我们带来了从其中精选的几段对话的中译版本。
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<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> 你是怎么打出那个翻过来的b的?
<BonyNoMore> 等等
<BonyNoMore> 不要介意
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<kow`> “世界上有10种人… 一种是懂得二进制的，另一种是不懂二进制的.”
<SpaceRain> 那只是2种人，靠.
<SpaceRain> 傻瓜
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<Sonium> 有人会python语言吗?
<lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
<lucky> SSSSS
<Sonium> 我是说编程语言